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Hallyweens.... Wooo oooo Oooo ooo

2006-11-06T17:18:00.000Z

This i my me at Halloween in my Halloween costume eating my Halloween.

I like Halloween. I think I liked Halloween because I was working and didn't have to put up with kids in Halloween costumes coming round to ask for their Halloween.

Halloween, Halloween..... Halloween.

If you are catholic I have a question for you….

2006-10-30T12:44:00.000Z

I went to a funeral on last week and they were setting up for the communion bit with the wafer and the wine.

The deacon poured 4 cups of wine. One went to the people who were taking communion where they have some wine a wee bit of bread and the priest says something.

So the deacon took the other cups of wine to another wee prayer bit with a dove on the roof.. He said some wee prayers and drank the other cups of wine…… As far as I could see he had all three of them. Is that normal?

Then he got into his 2006 SAB Turbo with it's lovely leather interior, sat nav and hands free kit to drive the one hour journey to the cemetery.

Thanks Andy

2006-10-25T15:24:00.000Z

Thanks to andy for his interperitation of me winning £128. I'm now going off to feel ill some more.... aww

Woo. £128 worth of woo

2006-10-23T09:45:00.000Z

I won £128 on the lottery in work... Unfortunately I wont be spending it on anything good like loose women or hard drugs. Half is going towards my camper fund and half is going towards my credit card bill. Christ I'm boring :|

Wooo hoo, moan the minimum wage

2006-10-20T09:44:00.000Z

Woo hoo, look what I got. Money money money. Its not a lot I know but it better than a flick on the plums.

Right, what will i buy? Oh wait. I can't buy anything. I'm saving :|

Sooo cold

2006-10-19T10:40:00.000Z

I'm cold... :(

I can't put my jumper back on coz i sneezed in it while taking it off this morning..... and its all full of sneeze...

I made this little guy and he made me smile...... but he didn't warm me up.

Her name is a poo poo name

2006-10-17T12:51:00.000Z

I was watching wife swap.... I can't help it.... I like it.... STOP JUDGING ME.

Anyway, this poor poor womans name made me giggle like little girl.

Pat. Pat Sharp... is that you ?

2006-10-04T17:03:00.000Z

No... this is a paparazzi type photograph of Pat Sharp..... it is in fact someone I work with who was wearing the the coolest 50s jacket today. The Shoulder pads added about a 60cms to her width.... she was only just making it through the doors.

This lady and this jacket would not have looked out of place on the set of Dallas or jumping about on the set of Fun house with the Twins.

MOAN THE SHOULDER PADS..

Not to be... :|

2006-10-03T17:31:00.000Z

Well today I came to the realisation that I've got a bit more saving to do before I can buy my camper. I went to see the same camper a few times over the last week but when I counted up all my pennies I don't have enough to get it.... Which is pish.

I have however gained employment with the MIGHTY Argos at evenings and weekend... yay for minimum wage :P

With the lofty position of... I don't actually know what my job title is... but I bet its dead important. I'll save up all my pennies and I'll have enough for a van...