Weird Little Biscuit dot com

The stuff that comes to me in my sleep... when I'm awake and walking about and stuff too. I put it all here.

06 November 2006

Hallyweens.... Wooo oooo Oooo ooo

This i my me at Halloween in my Halloween costume eating my Halloween.

I like Halloween. I think I liked Halloween because I was working and didn't have to put up with kids in Halloween costumes coming round to ask for their Halloween.

Halloween, Halloween..... Halloween.

30 October 2006

If you are catholic I have a question for you….

A nun
I went to a funeral on last week and they were setting up for the communion bit with the wafer and the wine.

The deacon poured 4 cups of wine. One went to the people who were taking communion where they have some wine a wee bit of bread and the priest says something.

So the deacon took the other cups of wine to another wee prayer bit with a dove on the roof.. He said some wee prayers and drank the other cups of wine…… As far as I could see he had all three of them. Is that normal?

Then he got into his 2006 SAB Turbo with it's lovely leather interior, sat nav and hands free kit to drive the one hour journey to the cemetery.

25 October 2006

Thanks Andy


Thanks to andy for his interperitation of me winning £128. I'm now going off to feel ill some more.... aww

23 October 2006

Woo. £128 worth of woo

The actual money wot i won

I won £128 on the lottery in work... Unfortunately I wont be spending it on anything good like loose women or hard drugs. Half is going towards my camper fund and half is going towards my credit card bill. Christ I'm boring :|

20 October 2006

Wooo hoo, moan the minimum wage



Woo hoo, look what I got. Money money money. Its not a lot I know but it better than a flick on the plums.

Right, what will i buy? Oh wait. I can't buy anything. I'm saving :|

19 October 2006

Sooo cold

I'm cold... :(

I can't put my jumper back on coz i sneezed in it while taking it off this morning..... and its all full of sneeze...

I made this little guy and he made me smile...... but he didn't warm me up.

17 October 2006

Her name is a poo poo name

I was watching wife swap.... I can't help it.... I like it.... STOP JUDGING ME.

Anyway, this poor poor womans name made me giggle like little girl.